I'd rather

I may not be able to fly an aircraft. I woudnt want to anyway. I don’t fancy being a glorified taxi driver. I want to be the guy who everyone says is down to earth

I may not be able to fly first class and get hotel rooms all over the world with a dick of a pornstar. I don’t fancy being a glorified waiter. I much rather be the guy who is always at home. Besides, its hard to find decent underwear when you’re too well hung…

I may not have long hair and is rock hard. I much prefer my Mohawk. Its so much faster to dry and being a jack hammer is not my idea of fun. Id much rather have the softer, human touch.

I may not have a photographic memory and come from a rich family. I much rather be forgetful sometimes, coz it’s a convenient excuse to have….

I may not have a mutli-million dollar business by building an amp from scratch and drive an American muscle car. I much rather play the amp and drive a myvi. Its easier to park anyways.

I may not be able to work overseas earning bigbucks. I don’t think ill be good at selling milo anyway. Id rather be the local boy drinking the milo…